Yum!
Finally, A Decent Skull Puking Blood Wine Bottle Aerator

Sold by the Anvy Luna Store on Amazon (affiliate link), this wine bottle aerator looks like a skull puking blood as you pour. Available in silver and gold finishes, if skulls aren’t your thing (they should be everybody’s thing is the thing), they also have deer and lion head models available. I just ordered a bunch, and every bottle in the kitchen that they’ll fit is going to get one. *squirting Hidden Valley Buttermilk Ranch straight onto tongue from skull* Now if this isn’t the good life, I don’t know what is.

Got this very good wine aerator that makes it look like a little skeleton is barfing blood into your glass, because I am a classy adult

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— Rob Sheridan (@rob-sheridan.com) December 4, 2024 at 12:08 AM