This is a video from the cabin of Ixonia, Wisconsin Amazon driver Alexander Evans’s truck when an Amtrak train cuts the vehicle in half right behind Alexander’s seat after crossing the tracks. This is why I always look both ways at train crossings, then turn around and go back home. Then Alexander just has to sit there with a speeding train passing a few feet behind his head and wait it out. No thank you! Also, if you ever needed any more proof that Superman doesn’t exist, this is it. He would have been there.

Thanks to Becky, who agrees heaven was clearly expecting a delivery, but Alexander refused to deliver.