Because if everything is bigger in Texas, then Australia is Texas working out in prison on butt-smuggled steroids, dead set on revenge as soon as it can break out (possibly Kool-Aid Man style), this is a video of a massive 6 pound toad that was found by park rangers in

Because raccoons are nature’s ninjas, these are several videos from wildlife rehabilitator Angie Renée of a bunch of raccoons playing on, and trying to climb up, a playground slide. That looks like a good time, and I’m going to pretend I’m not upset that I wasn’t invited to this trash

This is a video from Insider (previously) of marine biologist and shark scientist Amani Webber-Schultz rating ten different shark attacks (and shark scenes in general) from movies and TV shows based on their realism, dropping tons of shark knowledge in the water along the way like chum. Contestants include Jaws,

These are two videos of precious lil iridescent bobtail squids burying themselves in the sand. The diminutive (~3″ max) squids don’t even look real, they look like animals from a Pixar movie. But they allegedly are real, although with all this AI running amok, you have to wonder. I’m skeptical

This is a video of Maru (hands/paws down one of my favorite internet cats) and sisters Hana and Miri exploring a giant mirrored kaleidoscope, multiplying themselves like bunnies in the process. So many Marus! I didn’t think I’d ever be able to get enough of that pouty face, and I

This is some delightful backyard security cam footage of a raccoon embracing the winter weather and trying to catch snowflakes in its hands and mouth. Me? I will never embrace winter weather, and House Stark definitely could have picked a better motto if they wanted to encourage tourism. Of course

Because when nature calls, you attack it, this is some home security cam footage of British Columbia mother Cait Oakley chasing a bald eagle away from her pet goose Franky while breastfeeding her own baby in nothing but her husband’s Costco brand boxers. Costco brand boxers? This family needs to

This is a video of Jabber, a beautiful human-imprinted European starling mimicking its owner, and throwing in a surprisingly accurate R2-D2 impression just to keep things spicy. And you know how I feel about spicy! Actually you might not, but I love it. I even did that Paqui One Chip