Meanwhile, in Australia.
Giant 6 Pound Toad Caught In Australia

Because if everything is bigger in Texas, then Australia is Texas working out in prison on butt-smuggled steroids, dead set on revenge as soon as it can break out (possibly Kool-Aid Man style), this is a video of a massive 6 pound toad that was found by park rangers in Australia. The title of the article where I found the video is ‘Seriously Huge Ass Toad Found In Australia‘, but I’m fairly certain that’s a cane toad and not an ass toad. The toad was nicknamed ‘Toadzilla’ by its founders, because, unfortunately, coming up with a clever nickname clearly isn’t a perquisite for finding a giant toad.