Renowned primatologist and anthropologist Jane Goodall has recently been given the Barbie Doll treatment as part of Mattel’s Inspiring Women Series (links to product page). The $35 doll features a young Jane complete with field attire including binoculars and notebook, and chimpanzee David Greybeard. Plus the doll is made from

This is a video of Emmanuel the unruly emu consistently ruining his caretaker’s attempts to make education videos about the animals at Knuckle Bump Farms in South Florida (which I really feel should not be capitalized). Oh, Emmanuel. You know, he reminds me a lot of myself when my girlfriend

This is a video of a turtle with a taste for *don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it* kitty, repeatedly harassing a sleeping cat and trying to nip its toes and tail. It even gets a mouthful of fur from its tail at one point. Cleary, these two

Staking claim as the rightful owners of the beach (and justifiably so), this is a video of a couple large sea lions chasing humans off their sand in La Jolla, California. Just look at those human meatbags run! Clearly, this is a local’s only beach. Now if only those sea

This is a video of a duck standing on a the head of a water fountain by the Poseidon Water Roller Coaster at Europa Park in Germany when it gets blasted into the sky as the fountain erupts. That must have been exhilarating — like an ultra-high pressure bidet. Now

This is a video from TikTok user malachichiparker, who spotted a turtle in the road and got out of his vehicle to get it to move — and move it did! That thing leaves a dust trail and catches some air on the rocks! If the tortoise had this sort

This is a video captured by an unmanned submersible operated by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) Ocean Exploration team featuring a whiplash squid swimming in ‘marine snow’ at a depth of around 1,100 meters (3,609-feet, about 7/10ths of a mile). It’s not actually snow though, it’s delicious, nutritious

This is a video of Simba, a goat born in Pakistan with 48cm (~19″) ears, making it the new world record holder for longest eared goat. Wow, and to think I make fun of my girlfriend’s earlobes! “You know you’re lucky I don’t make fun of your penis.” Honey —