These are a couple videos of the flying Air Ray robot made by German industrial control and automation company Festo (not to be confused with Fisto, the Protectron robot I modded into a pleasure-bot in Fallout: New Vegas). It’s pretty majestic. At least until it’s spraying chemtrails in the sky

This is a video of veterinarian Trent Shradner providing a little how-to for replacing an owl back in its kennel after waking up from anesthesia, a situation any one of us could find ourselves in at any moment. The key is to be aware of the claws, wings, and beak

This is a video from (possibly) the Cape May County Zoo where a snow leopard kitten startles its mother, causing her to leap into the air and bounce like Tigger (possibly to encourage the kitten’s stalking behavior). That was quite the jump! Still, when reached for comment, Eeyore was not

This is a video of Crocodile Hunter Jr. Robert Irwin working with a bush-stone curlew named Emily to help curtail her very conspicuous anger management issues. Now I’ve dated several Emilys in the past, and to Robert I say GOOD LUCK. And if she’s a Libra just f*cking forget about

Because Mother Nature is a real firecracker, this is a video of a sea turtle thwarting a tiger shark’s efforts to make it into a meal by constantly turning and barrel rolling to make sure whenever the tiger shark attacks it’s presented with the full length of its unbiteable shell.

In happy ending news, these are a couple videos from marksman Robert Brantley, who was on his way to the target range when he spotted a kitten on the side of the road (presumably abandoned there by someone whose actions don’t reflect their alleged values). He proceeds to pick it

Because Oklahoma, this is a video of a modern cowboy lassoing a cow that got loose and was running down a busy highway in Oklahoma City. The action was captured by the ABC KOCO Sky 5 helicopter, complete with the camera operator’s commentary: “Get im, get im, get im, get

This is a video from a CrossFit gym in Hohhot City, China of the gym’s cat encouraging passing exercisers with high-fives. That’s nice, because if there’s one thing a CrossFitter needs, it’s somebody besides themselves to care about their workout. Also, if this was one of Hemingway’s polydactyl cats it