This is a video from TikTok user malachichiparker, who spotted a turtle in the road and got out of his vehicle to get it to move — and move it did! That thing leaves a dust trail and catches some air on the rocks! If the tortoise had this sort

This is a video captured by an unmanned submersible operated by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) Ocean Exploration team featuring a whiplash squid swimming in ‘marine snow’ at a depth of around 1,100 meters (3,609-feet, about 7/10ths of a mile). It’s not actually snow though, it’s delicious, nutritious

This is a video of Simba, a goat born in Pakistan with 48cm (~19″) ears, making it the new world record holder for longest eared goat. Wow, and to think I make fun of my girlfriend’s earlobes! “You know you’re lucky I don’t make fun of your penis.” Honey —

These are a couple videos of the flying Air Ray robot made by German industrial control and automation company Festo (not to be confused with Fisto, the Protectron robot I modded into a pleasure-bot in Fallout: New Vegas). It’s pretty majestic. At least until it’s spraying chemtrails in the sky

This is a video of veterinarian Trent Shradner providing a little how-to for replacing an owl back in its kennel after waking up from anesthesia, a situation any one of us could find ourselves in at any moment. The key is to be aware of the claws, wings, and beak

This is a video from (possibly) the Cape May County Zoo where a snow leopard kitten startles its mother, causing her to leap into the air and bounce like Tigger (possibly to encourage the kitten’s stalking behavior). That was quite the jump! Still, when reached for comment, Eeyore was not

This is a video of Crocodile Hunter Jr. Robert Irwin working with a bush-stone curlew named Emily to help curtail her very conspicuous anger management issues. Now I’ve dated several Emilys in the past, and to Robert I say GOOD LUCK. And if she’s a Libra just f*cking forget about

Because Mother Nature is a real firecracker, this is a video of a sea turtle thwarting a tiger shark’s efforts to make it into a meal by constantly turning and barrel rolling to make sure whenever the tiger shark attacks it’s presented with the full length of its unbiteable shell.