Oh right, right, I just went for a bike ride.
Womp Womp: Man With Bicycle On Top Of Car Tries Pulling Into Garage

In an incident that I’m sure happens many times a day, this is some home security cam footage of a man attempting to pull his Subaru (of course it’s a Subaru) into the garage with a bike on top of it. Unsurprisingly, it doesn’t fit, and he wrecks the shit out of the bike, rack, and garage door in the process. That is unfortunate. For him. For me it was pure delight, but I take great pleasure in other people’s misfortune because I’m a pure-blooded sociopath.