Tired of arguing over who’s on whose side of the bed, Redditor jonathan881 bought himself a $40 laser line and mounted it in the bedroom to divide the bed perfectly in half. No word if the laser is powerful enough to burn an arm or leg that crosses it, but

This is a video of a woman who got out of her vehicle to argue/start a chicken fight with the employees at Chick-Fil-A (possibly sick and tired of them being closed on Sundays, or not serving cocktails), but didn’t bother putting her car in park first, so it proceeds to

Presumably as part of its tryouts for the Ninja Turtles, this is a video of Tommy the tortoise inspecting a line of shoes (including a black shoe with white tape on one side) before making his way around to the other side of the line and specifically headbutting the black

This is a video of a precious red panda at a zoo coming outside from its sleep enclosure and being threatened by a rock. Quickly taking the offensive, it slaps the rock a few times and makes itself as large as it can by standing on its back legs and

This is a video of an impressively long stainless steel marble maze (presumably designed to settle disputes once and for all) using two wooden marbles, a red and a green. It’s a real nail-biter, and there are numerous obstacles the balls run into on their way to the finish line

This is some archival footage from the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC), featuring a 1985 news segment of skiers versus snowboarders. According to the quintessential 1980’s ski patroller seen above: “Quite a lot of them are uncooperative. Some of them had a little bit to drink and, uh, smart alecks. You

Seen here looking more like a caricature of a person than an actual person, this is a video of impassioned Lincoln, Nebraska resident Andrew Christensen arguing to the town council that boneless chicken wings are a misnomer and should be renamed immediately to avoid further confusion. His argument while I