This is a video of good boy Kronos the Australian Cattle Dog balancing anything and everything on his head because he has the grace and poise of a furry ballerina. A warm one I wouldn’t mind sleeping next to at night. I dated an actual ballerina once, she was so

This is a video of Bella the baby boxer losing her balance and taking a nose-dive into and barrel roll through a bowl of puréed puppy chow. Hey, it happens. If I had a dollar for every time I went face down in a meal and came out looking like

This is a short video from New York City of a street performer balancing a couch on his head while riding a bicycle. I believe this is the same man who was previously seen balancing a trash can on his head in this video. Dude’s got wicked balance. Me? I

This is a video of Round Table, a kinetic sculpture created by South Korean artist U-ram Choe, where 18-headless straw figures appear to squat and stand to balance a single rubber band “head” on the table atop their backs, and prevent it from rolling off. Wow. Wow wow wow. This

This is a video of a woman filming and laughing at two friends as they lose their balance on paddle boards and fall into the water. Admittedly, I do like that guy’s wobble dance. Also I’m not convinced the woman laughing didn’t cause these people to fall. Although why the

Jugging with her feet, not juggling other people’s feet. That would be something else entirely, and likely result in the police getting involved. These are a couple videos of an incredibly talented foot juggler demonstrating her skills by spinning and bouncing a vase at high speeds on her feet, as

Because some people like to brag about how they have infinitely more balance than I do, this is a video of freestyle cyclist Fabio Wibmer riding down two sets of stairs backwards, balancing only on the front wheel. That’s impressive. Entirely impractical, but impressive. Still, if Fabio was your weed

Because how are robots going to overthrow humanity if we don’t make them tough, harbingers of the apocalypse IHMC Robotics has conspired with Boardwalk Robotics to develop a Nadia humanoid robot capable of maintaining its balance after getting shoved on a treadmill. Yeah, make it resilient then piss it off!