I don't even have the balance to ride a bike without a chair on my head.
Man Balances Sofa On Head While Riding Bicycle

This is a short video from New York City of a street performer balancing a couch on his head while riding a bicycle. I believe this is the same man who was previously seen balancing a trash can on his head in this video. Dude’s got wicked balance. Me? I fell trying to put my shoes on this morning, and I was sitting on the sofa. Now I’m still on the floor, and I suspect the dogs are just waiting for me to expire so they can have a taste.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees everybody has a special talent, it’s discovering what your talent is that’s key. I think mine’s eating Halloween candy.