Seen here practicing his moves against the Foot Clan, a pet tortoise engages in a ramming battle with a piece of black tape stuck to its owner’s shoe. And, the moment the tape is removed, the tortoise instantly returns to friendly mode. Crazy. You think that tape reminds him of

This is ‘Three Ways Of Melting A Chocolate Bunny’, a short art film by Lernert & Sander featuring three hollow chocolate bunnies being melted. The first goes up against a clothes iron, the second a heat lamp, and the last a blow dryer. Now I’m not suggesting Lenert & Sander

Because there’s a market for absolutely everything (no matter how small), this is a borosilicate Pyrex glass wine decanter in the form of a motorcycle. Handblown in Hungary, the $150 vinocycle measures 14-inches long and holds 500mL of wine, or 2/3rds of a standard bottle. Come on, it doesn’t even

Music: like a microwave or successful relationship, I don’t understand how it works. Obviously, when God was handing out musical understanding and skill I must have snuck back into the penis line wearing an eye patch. This is a video of Neil Diamond’s 1969 classic ‘Sweet Caroline’ in a minor