This is a video from a McDonald’s employee who strapped a GoPro to their noggin and captured five minutes of their sandwich making during lunch rush. I’m not going to lie, those cheeseburgers looked good. Now I want a cheeseburger. Also, I could never do this. Partly because I crumble under pressure, but mostly because I’d quit after discovering the ice cream machine isn’t actually broken when we say it is, and I don’t lie and have the most perfect penis on the planet. The sort of penis you’d expect to see on a marble statue in a museum but four times the size and shooting lasers.