To celebrate his birthday, Moose the chocolate lab had some friends over to the park to bark and chase each other and his owner Hannah Helsel made him a pinata that opens with the pull of a dangling tennis ball, and is filled with even MORE tennis balls. Dogs love

Jonathan the tortoise, who’s lived at the governor’s residence on St. Helena (1,200 miles off the southwestern coast of Africa in the middle of vast ocean) since 1882, just celebrated what is believed to be his 190th birthday — although he could be even older. Honestly, he doesn’t look a

This is a video highlighting the life of Janus, the world’s oldest two-headed tortoise, who just celebrated 25 years on the planet. Janus is actually almost two whole tortoises in one, with all internal organs duplicated except the small and large intestines, bladder, and kidney. Damn, happy 25th birthday! Of

Well, I’ve done it — against all odds (and bets against me), I managed to get my ticket punched for another trip around the sun. It hasn’t always been easy, yet here I am. *shaking fist at heaven* IS THAT ALL YOU’VE GOT?! It’s my birthday today and I’m at

This is a short video of a velociraptor that was hired to show up a child’s birthday party, and show up it did — sending all the kids screaming and running for cover in the bounce house. Now that — that’s how you create a memorable birthday. And in a

This is a short video of a woman revealing her $250 cash birthday present and watching all that money take to the skies with the balloon it’s attached to. I give everyone involved a solid 0 out of 10 on reflexes. Me? I would have had that balloon wrestled to

This is a video of the Disneyland Star Tours ride that a father created in the family garage for his daughter Indy’s Disneyland themed birthday party. Some more info from the father while I request a similar theme for my next birthday, then find myself bone-crushingly disappointed come August 12th: