Today’s my birthday (crazy, it seems to be every year around this time) and I’m old now. How old? I stopped counting in the 700’s, but I’ve certainly passed 800 by now. “You’re not an undead warlock.” There’s no way I’d still be alive if I weren’t, even if I’m not 800. I’m going to do some relaxing and reflecting today and will be back tomorrow. If you’re a rich prince or princess 1) you should have emailed sooner and 2) monetary gifts can be directed towards Paypal at [email protected]. PROTIP: Take the rest of the day off and tell your boss you’re celebrating the life of a dear friend. Just be sure to keep it vague enough so it sounds like a funeral, then meet me by the pool.
