Waffle House: like wrestling alligators, it’s a southern institution. And now the breakfast giant has teamed up with Greensboro, Georgia-based Oconee Brewing to produce Bacon & Kegs!, a respectable 6.5% ABV red ale infused with real bacon. Obviously, it makes the perfect accompaniment to your Waffle House order, even though

Because nothing quite captures the essence of a Christmas holiday like drunk family members fighting with one another over politics/long-standing family feuds/who farted, this is a wine bottle Christmas tree. The tree holds 60 bottles of argument fuel and costs $300 on Amazon. Although I’m pretty sure it’s actually intended

This is Vino, a corkscrew/bottle opener combo designed by Adi Kafri for OTOTO Studio (available here on Amazon for $23) that looks like a little bat. The bat’s wings move up and down as a bottle is opened and the cork is pulled out. Speaking of — I think I’ll

This is some security cam footage from a bar in Krasnorad, Russia of a cat falling through what appears to be a ceiling made of insulating foam panels, going wild for a few seconds, taking a victory lap celebrating the destruction it just caused, then quickly peacing out. Thankfully, the

These are some real estate listing photos of a $100,000 condo for sale in Lake Worth, Florida, where the previous owner covered almost all interior walls with Budweiser cans like they’re wallpaper that previously got you drunk. Man — that is something. I especially like all the cans that have

These are a couple videos of le pianococktail, an upright piano modified by Voël Martin to dispense different juices and liquors into a waiting glass as different piano keys are pressed as its played. Heck yeah, play me a margarita! *drinks whole glass entirely too quickly* Mmmm, play it again,

Because there’s no question these are the end times, PepsiCo has teamed up with Red Lobster to create the DewGarita, an unholy margarita made with Mountain Dew. The beverage will be available at all Red Lobster locations by the end of the year, and will allegedly “pair perfectly with Red

These are the SpongeBob themed tiki mugs sculpted by Ramirez Studios and for sale by Mondo. Each is available in three different finishes, with 32-ounce SpongeBob costing $50, the 25-ounce Patrick Star $60, and 30-ounce Squidward’s Moai house $55. I think I’m going to get the brown SpongeBob variant, then