This is a video demonstration of the ‘surprise champagne wall’ available for rental from Fort Collins, Colorado based Fable Custom Designs + Rentals, who aims to make your wedding or other special event as Instagrammy as possible. Admittedly, an on-call drink wall does sound pretty nice. Just replace that champagne

This is a short video of a bartender mixing two shark bike drinks, complete with plastic sharks filled with the red portion of the drink, which makes the blue drink look bloody when they’re added. She then tosses some ice around because why not? Obviously, I assume that parasailer who

Because rich people have nothing better to spend their money on, a bottle of 2000 Pétrus merlot is expected to fetch around a cool million from the Private Sales auction website operated by Christie’s. The bottle (which typically sells for around $6,000) was among 11 others that spent 14 months

This is an example of one of the handblown borosilicate glass octopus wine decanters crafted by Josh DeWall of Chicago-based Ignite Glass Studios. You can get a 500mL version for $600, or a 750mL version (which holds a full bottle of wine) for $950. So, you know, not as cheap

This is a video from what I can only assume is an underage college party of a group taking flaming shots and a dude briefly turning into one of Daenerys Targaryen’s dragons (I think Drogon?) before slapping the fire on his face out while his friends attempt to extinguish the

Seen here arguing with an invisible clerk that it’s old enough to buy White Claw, a bear inside the Douglas Depot location of Thibodeau’s Market in Juneau, Alaska attempts to greet a customer as he comes in, only to frighten him away. Honestly, I assumed anybody living in Juneau, Alaska

Because pouring shots takes time (I’m talking valuable seconds here) — time you could spend drinking instead, this is the $26 quick shot dispenser. You just pour into the middle of the bowl above, and it distributes booze relatively evenly into the shot glasses below (which can be individually plugged

This is a video of ‘Unnecessary Invention’ inventor Matty Benedetto demonstrating his shot-pouring coat hook, which I would argue is, in fact, a very necessary invention. Granted you have to remember to replace the empty airplane bottle with a new one every day, and make sure to return the shot