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Doritos Releasing Nacho Cheese Chip Flavored Liquor

Because why not get the puking over with at the beginning of the night, Doritos has teamed up with the Empirical to produce a limited edition liquor flavored with its nacho cheese tortilla chips. The 42% alcohol booze is made with the flavor from actual chips, using vacuum distillation, “a process that operates at lower temperatures in order to ‘preserve the flavors’.” The clear (but should have been bright orange) liquor is available in select states for a price around $65, and will soon be available globally. And while it certainly sounds like something to scoff dry heave at, Frito-Lay is quick to point out that the flavor may work well in all those Bloody Marys you’re throwing back at 9AM like some sort of booze-fueled monster.