Jonathan the tortoise, who’s lived at the governor’s residence on St. Helena (1,200 miles off the southwestern coast of Africa in the middle of vast ocean) since 1882, just celebrated what is believed to be his 190th birthday — although he could be even older. Honestly, he doesn’t look a

Because why not make mowing the lawn as enjoyable as possible, maker of things Matt Thompson created this custom push lawnmower upgrade, featuring a beer holder (and bottle opener), as well as places for his chips and salsa, and a phone holder for watching sports. There also appears to be

These are several video demonstrations of the $55 ShotFun ShotGun Tool, a canned beverage shotgunning device that takes the hassle and mess out of poking a hole in the side of a can with a key just so you can binge drink. You just insert a 12-ounce can, close and

This is a US map created by VinePair (link with a lot more info and breakdown) featuring a ranking of the best (and worst) states for beer lovers. Each state was ranked according to the following criteria, and not just subjectively like I would have done: -The number of craft

This is a video of former English soccer player Jimmy Bullard demonstrating his ability to casually swing a pint glass of beer upside down without spilling any, all thanks to the magic of centripetal force. That is an impressive bar trick. Way more impressive then accidentally throwing the glass through

Because summer is upon us and grilling is the reason for the season, Miller Lite is rolling out a limited release of Beercoal — charcoal infused with its fantastic canned beer taste. Don’t want to spend $12 on a tiny bag? What am I, rich? I drink Miller Lite for

This is a video of a kayaker demonstrating the right way to roll your kayak while minimizing the amount of beer spilled. I mean you were drinking in your kayak, right? Could I have done better? Of course I could have, because that beer would have already been empty before

This is a video of Detroit Red Wings center Dylan Larkin accidentally knocking over a fan’s beer during practice, feeling absolutely terrible about it, and having $20 sent to him to get another. Sure I’d argue this was more than half the fan’s fault for resting his beer on the