I would just mow in circles guzzling beer and snacking.
Custom Push Lawnmower Upgrade Features Beer, Phone, Chips & Salsa Holders

Because why not make mowing the lawn as enjoyable as possible, maker of things Matt Thompson created this custom push lawnmower upgrade, featuring a beer holder (and bottle opener), as well as places for his chips and salsa, and a phone holder for watching sports. There also appears to be a dog poop bag dispenser and garbage recepticle, which are a little too close to the food for my liking. Now I’m not sure what planet Matt is from, but on mine picking up turds and bare-finger snacking don’t mix.