I can hear the band playing from here.
Enjoying A Beer On A Floating Iceberg In The River (Until You’re Not)

This is a video of two intrepid explorers riding an iceberg down the river and enjoying some cold ones when they have to navigate their frozen craft under a bridge. Unfortunately for them, after successfully making it under the bridge, their boat immediately starts sinking like the Titanic. You should have exited at the bridge! Now you’re both Jack. Quick, throw me the necklace, I’ll throw you the whip!

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees they’re probably wishing those cold ones were hot cocoas instead right about now.