Note: Songs lyrics used are NSFW. Because why crash and burn when you can crash and break, this is a series of Youtube videos from Unemployed Jamnapaari of skateboard crashes edited into slick breakdancing moves. Man…I wish every time I’ve fallen it turned into a sweet breakdancing move. ESPECIALLY when

This is a video of a skateboarder wiping out after a jump and making the smoothest tumbling backflip-like recovery I’ve ever seen in my 800+ years on this planet. “Dammit, not with the undead warlock shit again.” I’ll have you know the skateboard was invented two days after I turned