This is a video of a skateboarder wiping out after a jump and making the smoothest tumbling backflip-like recovery I’ve ever seen in my 800+ years on this planet. “Dammit, not with the undead warlock shit again.” I’ll have you know the skateboard was invented two days after I turned 730. I remember it well because I was still blowing out my birthday candles when I heard the news.
