This is a short clip from bartender cat_sevaress, who ordered delivery tacos (as hungry/drunk people are apt to do), and opened up her apartment door to discover a raccoon had ripped through the bottom of the bag and already begun taste-testing her tacos. I like the raccoon’s friends hanging out

Because Jeff Bezos demands it, this is a video of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to make a delivery during a police standoff at a residence in Raleigh, North Carolina. Normally you’d think somebody this high would try to avoid the police. Me? I would have thrown the package from

Because those food delivery robots have the spacial awareness of something with absolutely piss-poor spatial awareness (I’m a wordsmith), this is a video of a little food delivery bot getting hit by a train after blatantly ignoring the railroad crossing and trying to wheel itself across the tracks with a

Because yellow tape means nothing to a robot, this is a video of a Serve autonomous food delivery bot casually entering a cordoned off crime scene in Los Angeles to deliver its food payload. I guess Serve forgot to include some police protocol programming for the robot. Obviously, it’s only

Because packages don’t deliver themselves — yet — this is a video from Insider providing a look inside one of UPS’s twelve Integrad driver training facilities, where its 129,000 drivers learn “how to drive safely, load vans efficiently and even how to walk on ice” in order to deliver 21

This is an Uber Eats commercial starring bat-wielding Mark Hamill and Patrick Stewart arguing over what they’re going to have for dinner like everybody has to eat the same thing or somebody gets brained, followed by a bit of awkward miscommunication. Honestly, if I were Uber this is not how