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Food Delivery Robot Gets Hit By A Train

Because those food delivery robots have the spacial awareness of something with absolutely piss-poor spatial awareness (I’m a wordsmith), this is a video of a little food delivery bot getting hit by a train after blatantly ignoring the railroad crossing and trying to wheel itself across the tracks with a locomotive coming. I like the woman who filmed the incident “Oohing!” like it was a damsel in distress tied to the rails that got hit instead. Still, this is unfortunate, and I can’t help but feel sorry for the drunks that never got their soggy tacos and had to go to bed wasted.

Thanks again to my dad, who, for three tips on one day, earns himself a gold star sticker he can wear proudly in the Mediterranean, undoubtedly making all the locals jealous.