Because it’s nice to listen to people who actually know what they’re talking about for a change (I’m looking at you, Facebook), this is a video from Insider featuring medical toxicologist Dr. Cyrus Rangan rating nine poisoning scenes from movies and shows for realism. Shows and movies include The Princess

Because addicts will do almost anything for their next fix, this is a video of a fluffy white cat opening a desk drawer (doing several pull-ups in the process) in order to get to the catnip hidden inside. That looks like it took quite a bit of effort. I mean

Because the Drug Enforcement Agency is clearly two steps ahead of the game, the DEA recently released a chart of emojis for parents to be aware of that may indicate their children may be purchasing and using drugs. Above is that chart. So basically all emojis mean drugs, especially the

Seen here driving like a typical BMW owner, this is a video of a Romanian man getting the everliving shit t-boned out of his vehicle by a stationary light pole trying to evade the police while drunk and high on cocaine. “They were supposed to cancel each other out!” I

This is a video from a man who was trying to give his recently spayed dog its prescribed sedative in a piece of hotdog when his other dog stole the wiener, unknowingly drugging itself in the process. The man called the vet to make sure the drug wasn’t going to

Because weed is big business, the very green state of Colorado took the opportunity to raise some money for the Colorado Disability Fund by auctioning off a number of weed themed vanity license plates, including ‘BONG’, ‘GANJA’, ‘GOTWAX’, ‘GREEN’ ‘HASH’, ‘HERB’, ‘HONEY’, ‘INDICA’, ‘SATIVA’, ‘STASH’, ‘TEGRITY’ (a reference to the

This is a video of a skateboarder trying to nonchalantly smoke a bowl under his shirt (which only draws even more attention than just smoking one out in the open, unless he was only doing so to prevent the wind from extinguishing his lighter) and accidentally setting his shirt on

This is a video of TikTok’er Davey Rutherford casually throwing in the word cocaine into his grocery shopping list to see how his ex-Australian police drug sniffing dog Dante reacts. He, uh, he perks up right away. I just tried the same thing with my dogs and not a single