This is a video from The Cinema Cop, who analyzed all the crimes committed by Walter White in Breaking Bad and used Albuquerque, New Mexico’s laws to determine just how many years ol’ Heisenberg would spend in the slammer if he was convicted of said crimes. The result? A minimum

Because who has time to watch a series in its entirety, this is 3 seconds from every episode of Breaking Bad. It cuts the series down from 60 hours to just 3 minutes. Granted it’s hard to follow what’s going on, but still, think of all the time I saved

This is a video of Crispy (great name) and four friends getting higher than five kites after hotboxing a room using a catnip tea filled humidifier. Damn, Crispy, did you never watch those anti-drug PSAs from the late 80’s and early 90’s? Just add some cheese and mushrooms and your

This is a video of unassuming ex-drug trafficker Pieter Tritton (who spent 10 years in an Ecuadorian prison as a result of his involvement) rating eight different television series and movies scenes of drug trafficking for realism. Shows and movies include Narcos, Breaking Bad, Blow, Sons Of Anarchy, El Chapo,

Because it’s nice to listen to people who actually know what they’re talking about for a change (I’m looking at you, Facebook), this is a video from Insider featuring medical toxicologist Dr. Cyrus Rangan rating nine poisoning scenes from movies and shows for realism. Shows and movies include The Princess

Because addicts will do almost anything for their next fix, this is a video of a fluffy white cat opening a desk drawer (doing several pull-ups in the process) in order to get to the catnip hidden inside. That looks like it took quite a bit of effort. I mean

Because the Drug Enforcement Agency is clearly two steps ahead of the game, the DEA recently released a chart of emojis for parents to be aware of that may indicate their children may be purchasing and using drugs. Above is that chart. So basically all emojis mean drugs, especially the

Seen here driving like a typical BMW owner, this is a video of a Romanian man getting the everliving shit t-boned out of his vehicle by a stationary light pole trying to evade the police while drunk and high on cocaine. “They were supposed to cancel each other out!” I