Figuring it still has lives to spare, this is a short video of a clever kitty demonstrating its ability to unplug an automatic food dispenser without the plug falling out of the outlet, then plugging it back in so it dispenses some brown and crunchy. I feel like an automatic

This is a vintage 1988 clip from the Minneapolis–Saint Paul talk show Good Company, where hosts Steve and Sharon Edelman (who reminds me of Shelley Long) discuss the opening of an exciting new Italian restaurant in the area: Olive Garden. They run through the location and menu, before delving into

This is a video of competitive eater and Youtuber BeardMeatsFood polishing off an absolutely massive doner kabob at Uncle Moe’s in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, to get his photo on the wall and the meal for free. Challengers have 40 minutes to complete the kabob, or pay the $50 menu price

This is a video of a man fulfilling one of my lifelong dreams and swallowing all 27-feet of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. It’s absolutely perfect — a real cinematic masterpiece. Which brings me to my next point: Oscar Mayer should become the official sponsor of the Academy Awards. I mean

This is a 4K timelapse video of different foods meeting their hellish ends in a hot oven. The title of the video is ‘PUTTING WEIRD THINGS IN THE OVEN’, but they’re not really weird things, they’re mostly just a bunch of fruits you wouldn’t normally put in an oven in

This is a video of a very hangry woman (I’d argue she’s actually henranged) ranting about how badly she needs to go to Wingstop because she hasn’t eaten all day, which has been turned into a solid power metal ballad by drummer drewonthekit. Of course it doesn’t hurt that the

This is a short video of a dog playing an impromptu game of Guess That Flavor and trying to taste a pizza through the vent holes in its pizza box. Obviously, I would avoid eating those crusts to prevent any sort of dog butt bacterial infection. Oh who am I

This is a video of a girl attempting to drink a Coke right after she drops a Mentos into it. She does not do a very good job. The Coke coming out her nose is great, but my favorite part is just how quiet she is, like her parents are