This is a video of competitive eater and Youtuber BeardMeatsFood polishing off an absolutely massive doner kabob at Uncle Moe’s in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, to get his photo on the wall and the meal for free. Challengers have 40 minutes to complete the kabob, or pay the $50 menu price for the massive meat pile. Beard here is no amateur though, and eats his way through the thing in just 13 minutes and 24 seconds. Just watching him gave me heartburn. And buttburn. I feel like my whole body is on fire and I have tunnel vision.