Presumably busted mid home invasion, this is a video of a bear in Colorado Springs, Colorado attempting to make a hasty escape out a home’s second story window after entering on the ground floor and getting trapped upstairs after closing itself in a bedroom. “WTF! Goldilocks never have to do

This is a video of McDonald’s franchise owner Stephen Patula wearing a headcam to document his restaurant’s switch from breakfast to lunch service. He does a lot of stuff. Not shown? Me yelling I should still be able to get a sausage egg and cheese biscuit at 10:35AM. I just

The same reason anybody else dances: because they’re wasted. Or you can read this recently published long-winded academic paper detailing the physics involved in dancing beer nuts. Basically, as the beer degasses the bubbles adhere to the nuts, lifting them to the surface, the bubbles pop, and the nuts sink

Because pickles make everything better (according to my girlfriend, who will eat a whole jar of Kosher dill spears but gets angry at the sight of an olive), Pizza Hut is testing a new pickle-topped pizza in New York City. The pickle pie, which is actually Nashville hot chicken inspired,

This is a video of a young parm lover getting the special treatment at Olive Garden as a waitress grates some parm onto her dinner, then into her water, and finally, directly into her mouth. Now that is some quality service. Olive Garden wasn’t even on my radar for dinner

Because frozen pizzas serve as the entire base of my personal food pyramid, this is a video tour inside a factory that makes my dinner standard. I already know what I’m having tonight! “Frozen pizza?” No, but only because I bought two new boxes of cereal on my lunch break

3 years in the making, this is a 3-minute timelapse of various species of edible mushrooms growing (all mushrooms are edible if you don’t mind being a ghost), filmed in macro by photographer Jens Heidler of Youtube channel Another Perspective, who grew the mushrooms in his basement over the past

This is some home security cam footage from somewhere monkeys live of a group breaking into a home, stealing mangoes from the fridge, then escaping to the garage before the homeowners reach the kitchen and realize they’ve been robbed. I’ve got the feeling these monkeys have done this before. I’d