This is a short video of a river of watermelons being floated from where they were grown to where they’re being transported. Apparently it’s important to keep watermelons cool after harvest for maximum deliciousness, so this clever farmer is killing two birds with one stone. At least until I found

Because apparently art is everywhere (including in the crisper drawer), these are a couple shots of the fish that Japanese fruit and vegetable artist Kishimoto Takehiro carved into a stalk of broccoli. How about that! I know some kids complain about eating their broccoli, but I love it. Granted I’ve

This is an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) video of Rocky the tortoise eating some strawberry, blueberry, broccoli and pumpkin. They got the mics right up in there too for maximum hi-def audio. He is chompin’! You think he’s training for his race against the hare? In my mind he

This is a timelapse video presented by Youtube channel Green Timelapse of a tank of more than 10,000 mealworms eating a tomato, head of Romanesco broccoli, and ear of corn. It takes them about 49 hours to polish off the tomato, 34 hours for the broccoli, and around 52 hours

These are the Mike Wazowski kiwis made by a parent who clearly doesn’t care if their children eat their fruits and vegetables or not. Can you imagine seeing those at the end of the salad bar at an all-you-can-eat-buffet? Can you even imagine ever seeing an all-you-can-eat-buffet again? *pours out