This is an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) video of Rocky the tortoise eating some strawberry, blueberry, broccoli and pumpkin. They got the mics right up in there too for maximum hi-def audio. He is chompin’! You think he’s training for his race against the hare? In my mind he is. In my mind he’s also friends with the ninja turtles, despite the fact they regularly disagree on pizza toppings. My mind…is garbage.