This is a compilation of clips of Jonathan Frakes from the television series Beyond Belief: Fact Or Fiction (but better known as Commander Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation) that have been slowed down so Jonathan sounds like the village drunk (previously: an edit of him interrogating you). Would I also sound drunk if you slowed my voice down? No, I would just sound normal, because I talk like the Micro Machine guy. I have a lot of energy. “Have you even gotten out of bed today?” Wait — is the weekend over?!