This is a video of a drunk man at a wedding reception dancing with a sparkler then dry humping his partner and setting a dry flower display on fire in the process. He then proceeds to wipe the fire off the barrel with the sleeve of his suit jacket, and stomp it out, before continuing his dance and getting reprimanded by who I assume is his daughter. “I did it for the Tok!” I imagine him trying to explain with flammable breath.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees Smokey probably doesn’t know how to feel about this.