This is a 365-word essay about the passing of time written and performed by artist Henry Brown, who recorded himself speaking a single word of the essay every day in 2025. An impressive feat. If I’d attempted the same thing there’s no way my essay would be longer than four,

This is a video of the Disneyland Star Tours ride that a father created in the family garage for his daughter Indy’s Disneyland themed birthday party. Some more info from the father while I request a similar theme for my next birthday, then find myself bone-crushingly disappointed come August 12th:

Note: Keep your volume in check, announcer goal celebration. This is a clip from a recent Liga MX (the top professional division of the Mexican football league system) match starring club América midfielder Richard Sánchez rocketing a shot in from just inside the halfway line after spotting the goalie too

This is a video of an AutoZone employee hiding in the rafters so he can spray his unaware coworker with foaming hand sanitizer like Spider-Man webbing a baddie and win the “hand sanitizer war” they’re playing. How did he even get up there? That’s like playing hide-and-seek and actually getting