Because taste is half presentation, this is a cheese board that was designed to look like a record turntable, complete with spinnable slate platter, cheese knife tone arm, and some moveable dials. That’s fun. Of course if I see this at a party I’ll have no choice but to spin that platter so hard the camembert splatters the sofa. I will leave soon after, almost certainly without saying goodbye. “IT WAS YOU!” Haha, great New Year’s party, sorry I had to run.