Haha! Know what it is? I bet you do, you’re a smart cookie. Not the best tasting, but smart. You know, I actually bought two boxes of Girl Scout Cookies yesterday: one box of Somoas (aka Caramel deLites), and one box of the new Adventurfuls (delicious), and now I have

This is a video of some guy asleep behind the wheel of a parked car who’s woken up by his friends shaking the vehicle, and immediately grabs the wheel to avoid an unseen accident. Admittedly, a much better reaction than just closing your eyes and jerking the wheel in one

Because when it rains it pours vomit, this is a video of ‘birds aren’t real’ satirical conspiracy theory founder Peter McIndoe performing a spit-take during a live television interview with Chicago-based WGN 9. The newscasters seem to think it’s real, like birds, but it was obviously a prank. Wait —

Presumably in an attempt to raise skin cancer awareness and encourage everyone to remember to wear sunscreen, this is a video from a crane operator who constantly tries to shade a beachgoer from the sun using the shadow of his crane. He even follows him into the water when the

Note: Volume, screaming, watch to the end. This is a video of a woman who tied some fishing line around a rope dog bone to act as a surrogate snake, then telling her husband there’s a snake behind the toilet, yanking the fake snake past his feet when he opens

This is a video of a man in the process of renovating an old Airstream trailer when his wife surprises him with a realistic remote controlled snake (I believe this one). Based on his reaction, I’d assume he feels the same way about snakes as Indiana Jones does, and he’s

This is a video of a guy who just woke up from what I can only assume was a Miller Lite induced nap and realizing his buddy has drawn a penis on his arm in marker, completely unaware of the full facial treatment he also received. Just listening to them

This is a porch security cam (read: Halloween decoration scare cam) video from a Glendale, Arizona home of an Amazon delivery man receiving a scare from a motion-activated Halloween decoration. I feel like he knows what’s about to happen, but he still gets scared anyways. Now I’m not saying if