Presumably in an attempt to raise skin cancer awareness and encourage everyone to remember to wear sunscreen, this is a video from a crane operator who constantly tries to shade a beachgoer from the sun using the shadow of his crane. He even follows him into the water when the man gets up for a swim. Does the crane operator know this man? I doubt it. I mean how can you really know anybody living your whole life up in a crane? “Crane operators don’t live in the cranes.” Have you ever seen one get down? “Well–” I rest my case. “Of beer?” Are there other kinds of cases?