Because when it rains it pours vomit, this is a video of ‘birds aren’t real’ satirical conspiracy theory founder Peter McIndoe performing a spit-take during a live television interview with Chicago-based WGN 9. The newscasters seem to think it’s real, like birds, but it was obviously a prank. Wait — so is puking not real either? THE PLOT THICKENS. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll have to watch ten hours of Youtube videos and go down a Facebook rabbit hole to investigate.

Thanks again to JustA, who, for three tips in a day, YET AGAIN, receives another gold star sticker. You should really start plastering the bedroom ceiling with these things so we can look at the constellations at night.