Note: Just watch it already, the man has a Half-Life tattoo on his arm for crying out loud. Because this is the internet, and the internet, much like an elephant’s gastrointestinal tract, never stops churning shit out much to the delight of children at the zoo, this is a surprisingly

In death by chocolate news, this is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon crafting a very impressive futuristic gun entirely out of solid chocolate. And edible paint. Um, but isn’t all paint edible? Food for thought. “Your mouth is blue.” Oh God it isn’t coming off! 

This is a video of a modern cowboy demonstrating his gun spinning skills. And not just spinning — he also does some tossing and catching, including some over the shoulder action. Would I accidentally shoot myself trying these stunts with real guns? *shaking Magic 8-Ball, accidentally drops on foot* I’ll

Seen here wasting perfectly good ammo by crying from the wrong eye (you have to focus!), this is a video demonstration of the Tear Gun, the brainchild of designer Yi Fei Chen while she was in design school that freezes a user’s tears for immediate reuse as biological weapons. Some

Because if you don’t blow something up every day can you really say you lived that day to the fullest, this is a video of firearm lovers Edwin Sarkissian and Mark Serbu shooting up a wall of propane tanks. As much as I do love explosions and fires (I’d marry

Since you don’t know until you shoot it, this is a video from the guys at Demolition Ranch blasting a giant crystal (actually glass) ball with a 50-caliber round to see what sort of damage it will do. Prior to that they pump another giant glass ball full of various

This is a graphic created by Carrie Patrick comparing the weights of various swords to common household objects like cans of chili, loaves of bread, boots, and children. Children thankfully not being that common a household object in my home aside, I learned a lot by looking at the chart.

Because realism is only an afterthought in action movies, this is a video of the silencer pistol fight from John Wick: Chapter 2 edited by Youtuber Robot_ninja_pirate with more realistic silenced pistol sounds. Is it accurate? Probably not. Is it MORE accurate? Probably yes. I also included the original scene