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AI Johnny Cash Performs ‘Barbie Girl’

Because, like a train powered by hateful Youtube comments, the internet never stops speeding down the tracks, this is a clip from Dustin Ballard of Youtube channel There I Ruined It featuring an A.I. Jonny Cash singing Aqua’s 1997 banger ‘Barbie Girl’, with some Spice Girls and Miley Cyrus thrown in for good measure. Like most cheap all-you-can-eat buffets I find myself eating alone at, it was actually both better AND worse than I expected. Still gave me crazy diarrhea though.