Seen here trying to milk a t-rex tooth, paleontologist Mark Loewen of the University of Utah & Natural History Museum of Utah discusses all the dinosaur misinformation presented in Jurassic Park. So it’s not a prehistorically accurate documentary is what you’re telling me. That’s terrible news. Mostly because I’ve based

Because our scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they never stopped to think if they should, this is a CGI video of the Jurassic Park theme played by a bowling ball rolling over rubber chickens. The theme will undoubtedly be stuck in my head all day

Because all my money was clearly meant to be spent frivolously instead of saved, these are a bunch of shots of Reebok’s new line of Jurassic Park sneakers, four of which are inspired by the characters from the first book/movie. Available beginning July 30th at the Reebok website, prices range

Because you don’t stand a chance running from a t-rex wearing anything else, these are the Jurassic Park x Reebok Instapump Fury shoes coming June 1st. As you can see, they’re heavily inspired by the Jurassic Park Ford Explorer tour vehicles from the first movie. Obviously, they’ll go perfectly with

Looking for the perfect dice for your next dinosaur themed tabletop role playing game? Well you’re in luck (provided you have a dinosaur themed tabletop role playing game), because die caster Enrica Martiné is releasing a set of Jurassic Park mosquito in amber inspired dice via Kickstarter. The dice are

This is a video edited by Youtuber SAVE MOTHRA!!! (pfft, I saw her fly straight into the sun, bro, she’s a goner) featuring the final battle from Jurassic World, but with some of the audio of Kirin J Callinan’s ‘Big Enough’ (aka the screaming cowboy song) added. I’m not going

This is a video of cellist Samara Ginsberg performing a very moving rendition of the Jurassic Park theme as she arranged for an octet of cellos. Did anybody else get the goosebumps? Because I got the goosebumps and SO MUCH MORE. “Diarehha?” Haha, only every day of the week that

This is a video of Instagrammer yorkshire.fossils (I prefer the pudding myself) smacking a rock open with a hammer to reveal the perfect ammonite fossil inside. What are the odds?! “Well based on all the other ammonite fossils just lying around, I’m guessing pretty good.” You ruin everything, you know