This is a video of Instagrammer yorkshire.fossils (I prefer the pudding myself) smacking a rock open with a hammer to reveal the perfect ammonite fossil inside. What are the odds?! “Well based on all the other ammonite fossils just lying around, I’m guessing pretty good.” You ruin everything, you know that? Sometimes I just like to pretend there’s still a little magic left in the world, okay? “You’re not getting an acceptance letter to Hogwarts.” SOMEBODY SHOT MY OWL.