This is a video from (I can only assume) Florida, right after an old man assaults a construction worker, who starts to call the sheriff’s office while the elderly Duke brother attempts to make a quick getaway but crashes his mobility scooter into the grass instead. The “Uuuuugh!” heard round

In delicious karma news, this is some dashcam footage of a cool guy biker doing burnouts while waiting at a stoplight, causing the SUV driver behind him to have to roll up their windows due to all the rubbery smoke. The biker then gets a flat just 30 seconds later.

This is some glorious footage of an SUV rear-ending the shit out of a car before quickly deciding they’re not going to stick around and make a run for it, unbeknownst it all happened right in front of an unmarked cop car. I can’t even tell you how many times

Karma: sometimes it’s instant, and sometimes it plays the long con. Although in the case of Lulu and Dexter here, it’s instant, because Dexter accidentally traps himself under a plastic bin while moving in for the serial kill. Or was that Lulu? My point is this: karma always catches up

This is a video from US 101-North in California near King City where a bunch of jerks decided they’re way too important to wait in traffic with the likes of peasants and decided to pass everybody on the shoulder. Unfortunately for them (but very fortunately for us!), there were cops