Mmmm, tastes like...karma.
Old Man Assaults Construction Worker, Immediately Crashes Mobility Scooter

This is a video from (I can only assume) Florida, right after an old man assaults a construction worker, who starts to call the sheriff’s office while the elderly Duke brother attempts to make a quick getaway but crashes his mobility scooter into the grass instead. The “Uuuuugh!” heard round the world. Or at least through my computer speakers forty times in a row. How do you make a sound from an Instagram video your ringtone?

Thanks to JustA, who knows exactly what I like, and this is it.