This is some glorious footage of an SUV rear-ending the shit out of a car before quickly deciding they’re not going to stick around and make a run for it, unbeknownst it all happened right in front of an unmarked cop car. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve wished there was an unmarked police car around to witness some of the things I’ve seen on the streets. It’s a dangerous out there. One that isn’t going to succumb to a rinky-dink wooden sword given to you by an old man in a cave. The Legend Of Zelda lied to me.

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees swift justice is the best kind of justice, but revenge is best served near frozen and moldy. NOW COME COLLECT YOUR GOLD STAR STICKER YOU ANGEL YOU.