This is a short video of a man at some family fun center mistaking the padded floor of a basketball court for a trampoline, wrecking his back and knees in the process. Or maybe he just did it for the LOLs. Whatever the case, he just took twenty years off

Because now that Halloween is over its time for smashing pumpkins (Billy Corgan, let’s ride!), this is a video of hippos at the Cincinnati Zoo chomping pumpkins whole. There’s also some footage of painted dogs (aka African wild dogs — not dogs that have been painted, playing cards or otherwise)

This is a video of a good Samaritan attempting to fix a malfunctioning traffic/crosswalk light and bringing the whole pole down in the process. From what I could gather, the pole was being supported entirely by that tiny stick at its base, the same way you’d prop up a box

The Arecibo Telescope, probably better known for its appearance in GoldenEye than for any of its scientific discoveries, made an unplanned crossing of the Rainbow Bridge on December 1st after several catastrophic cable failures dropped the telescope’s 900-ton receiver through the dish below. The collapse was captured on video both

In well at least you won’t need them until next summer news, this is a video of the former 11’8″ bridge (aka the can opener bridge), now the 11’8″+8″ or 12’4″ bridge (previously) claiming the two rooftop A/C units of an R/V being hauled by a truck that blatantly runs

This is a video of zipliner Dabrian having the time of his life at Urban Air in Weatherford, Texas, first playing dead while on the line, then coming in hot at the end of his run and wiping out the employee who was supposed to stop him. Hit it, Miley!