This is some footage of a large tree effortlessly lifting the sidewalk and resting its trunk on the hood of the owner’s Kia during a hail storm. I was surprised how little the car’s owner (who was filming) reacts. OH NO — DON’T DO IT, DON’T DO IT! SON OF A — YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT EVEN THOUGH I TOLD YOU NOT TO, DIDN’T YOU, TREE? THANKS FOR NOTHING! I mean that would have been a convincing reaction, not all this silence followed by a single curse and uninspired “Oh no.” At least make this insurance fraud sound believable. I’m just saying, if Farmers knows a thing or two because they’ve seen a thing or two, then they’ve definitely already seen a few people race outside to park their car under a tree before a storm.