Note: Check your volume, or possible mute, I just got enough “LET’S GO KASEN!” in my ears to last two lifetimes, even for an undead warlock. This is a video of young Kasen absolutely flying through a children’s USA Ninja obstacle course, ripping through each section without a single mistake

Because doing things the hard way is the story of my life, this is a video of appropriately named Ninja Cat climbing a flight of open stairs from underneath. Apparently Ninja Cat does this all the time, but this was the first time his caretakers were able to document it

This is a video of Kōka-ryū ninjutsu master Jinichi Kawakami watching and reviewing eight different ninja related clips from movies and television and rating them on a scale from 1 – 10 for realism. The movies include Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Last Samurai, Batman Begins, and Mortal Kombat, as

This is a video of a blindfolded fruit ninja slicing an apple, allegedly locating the fruit based on the sound it makes when it bounces in front of him. So maybe he was bitten by a radioactive bat? I don’t know how superpowers works. Because if I did, trust me,

This is a video of chemical engineer James Orgill of The Action Lab creating what is allegedly the world’s darkest clothing, using IR flock sheet (a sort of velvety fabric specifically designed to absorb infrared light, available here for around $40/roll). I’m sure it’s fairly obvious, but these are not

Because ninjas are everywhere and come in all shapes and sizes and ages, this is a video of Greenville, South Caroline ninja Paul Hinton (aka Banjo757) demonstrating his skills with the bo staff and nunchucks, which he’s apparently been honing for over 40 years. Damn! You think he trained with

Remember Monkey, the Ninja Warrior course tackling dog? Well this is a compilation video of all sixty tricks he learned before turning one. Perching on a single rope (above) — now that’s impressive. For reference, my dogs are two and eight and I’m not sure if they even know their

Proof that ninjas come in all shapes and sizes, this is a video of Monkey the dog making a ninja warrior style obstacle course look like a cakewalk. I thought the bare rope bridges and the front paws on balance beam/back paws on wall crossing (above) were particularly impressive. My