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Fruit Ninja Locates Bouncing Apple Based On Sound

This is a video of a blindfolded fruit ninja slicing an apple, allegedly locating the fruit based on the sound it makes when it bounces in front of him. So maybe he was bitten by a radioactive bat? I don’t know how superpowers works. Because if I did, trust me, I’d be swimming in them. Or at least laying in a bathtub full of them with some aromatherapy candles lit, posting a picture of my new webbed feet on Instagram.