Note: Check your volume, or possible mute, I just got enough “LET’S GO KASEN!” in my ears to last two lifetimes, even for an undead warlock.
This is a video of young Kasen absolutely flying through a children’s USA Ninja obstacle course, ripping through each section without a single mistake like a monkey after a banana. His time secured him a spot in the top 5 and he will represent the US in the Ninja World Cup. Damn, that kid is a MACHINE. Possibly an actual cyborg developed by Boston Dynamics. But possibly just a child who trains a lot on the ninja course his dad built in the backyard. We didn’t have any ninja training courses when I was a kid, just a rusty swing set and a treehouse full of wasps. I may not be able to tackle an obstacle course in record time, but I can disappear from a party like I was never there to begin with.