This is an updated video of JK Keller’s selfie every day project, bringing us all the way to age 47. Damn, he’s more than twice as old at the end of the video than at the beginning. That really got me thinking. Mostly about how quickly time is passing and

This is a clip of Brazilian MMA fighter Rafael Alves skillfully dodging a flurry of five punches from his opponent, smoothly bobbing and weaving his way out of his face getting smashed. Not seen in the video: Rafael depleting his bullet time meter and eventually losing the match. I would

Presumably to get people hyped about the Chestnut vs. Kobayashi: Unfinished Beef hot dog eating contest being live-broadcast by Netflix on September 2nd, this is a video of 16-time Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Champion Joey Chestnut answering questions asked by internet users, including how he’s able to eat over

Because the internet can occasionally be a delightful, magical place, this is a video of Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder singing ‘Yellow Ledbetter’ and it sounding a lot like these random LinkedIn profile members’ names. It’s wild that people come up with stuff like this, and even wilder they actually spend

This is a video of a dude passed out in an incredibly uncomfortable looking acrylic chair getting a personal light show blasted on his eyelids, with Darude’s 1999 banger of bangers ‘Sandstorm’ added for good measure. From the looks of how those tables are set I’m not even sure the

Because everybody has at least one hidden talent that’s just waiting to surface when a party begins to stale, these are several videos of German musician der schaelm performing popular rock songs with hand farts (aka manualism). Obviously, these are not the versions you hear on the radio. At least

Because everyone has their own kink, this is a video of German hacker of things Aaron Christophel running DOOM on the video screen of an electronic male pleasure device. So these things have video screens now? That’s certainly…something. Something to seriously consider if you can only bring one electronic device

Because there’s a record for absolutely everything (presumably so everyone can hold one and feel they’re the best at something, possibly because nobody else thought to try), this is a video (which, with some added power chords, could double as a death metal music video) of Andrew Stanton setting a