Because you don’t know until you try (although you probably already had a pretty good idea), this is a video of maker of things (including poor choices) Allen Pan attempting to build a lawn mower that cuts grass with the power of burning lasers. Apparently Allen was inspired by California’s ban on the sale of gas-powered mowers and decided to experiment with an alternative. Unfortunately, the mower is entirely ineffective and only manages to set a small patch of grass on fire. Me? My lawn mower is actually grass-powered. Get it? “You have a goat.” You’re sharp, you know that? Possibly even sharper than the lawnmower blade that took two of my neighbor’s toes. Don’t cut the grass in flip-flops, that’s the message here.